- I am going to crush this
- I wish it was colder today.
- My toes are sort of numb.
- These Gels look like a tumour in my Belt.
- Where did I put my debit card?
- If I run a little faster I’ll totally beat my PB.
- I hope I don’t get a black toe today.
- Are my trainers double-knotted?
- In through the nose, out through the mouth.
- Where on earth is my partner/family/friends?
- I can’t grab the cup of water from you if you’re standing behind the other volunteer.
- I wish this crowd would break up a little bit.
- You can do this.
- The left side is clearly the PASSING LANE do you not understand that?
- Can I get kicked out of the race if I hop up on this pavement?
- Does my hat look funny?
- I should’ve run more in these trainers before today.
- RACE PHOTOGRAPHER.
- I feel like I’m going too fast but I also feel fine so it must be fine, right?
- Okay … steady … look effortless, straight ahead.
- Nailed it.
- Yeah, I lost a Gel.
- Why am I so snotty?
- Listen side cramp, not today.
- DAMN YOU, WIND.
- How do celebrities run these things without training?
- Why do all of these young kids want to touch my sweaty hands anyway?
- I’m never doing this again.
- Maybe if I bring my knees up a little more my glutes will feel less sleepy.
- Is my running watch off?
- This gatorade substitute tastes weird.
- That may be the funniest looking stride I’ve ever seen.
- You can do this.
- I should’ve put that new Justin Bieber song on my race playlist.
- Listen, self. You can do this.
- FINISH LINE I SEE YOU!
- Where are my family?
- This awkward sweat line is not going to make a good finish line photo.
- The faster I sprint to the end, the faster my time.
- I can’t wait to do this again next year.
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